All this, and I have to pose for photographs tooÉ

Hey, I was younger then.

Still, it's never too early to start in this technological age.

And if you believe that, then you'll realise why it's called calumny 1É


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1: Actually, Calum was less than a year old when this picture was taken, which makes it a wee bit out of date. But, like all picture libraries, old ones can be wheeled out just to prove a pointÉ